Too Much Burger

So I was reading an article about some 107 pound woman who won a BBQ sandwich eating contest by eating 26 BBQ sandwiches.

Impressive.

Of course I sent the link over to Ryan for him to peruse. We can both appreciate a man or a woman with super eating powers and we consider ourselves accomplished eaters.

You know where this is going already, don’t you?

Ryan picked up 14 McDonald’s cheeseburgers on the way home and we set to eating. We set a 1 hour time limit. I decided to sprint to the finish and polished off my 7 within about 20 minutes. Ryan took the slow and steady route and finished his last one about 10 minutes after me.
We didn’t feel like going out to get more so the contest was a tie.

Needless to say (but I will anyway) I don’t feel so good today, but I am definitly not hungry! No indeed!

In other news, cats are funny.