Everything! Must! Go!

I’m selling all my shit! Buy it!

Roomba Discovery
Guitar Stuff
12″ Apple PowerBook G4
1988 Suzuki Katana 600

Also, no link yet, but I’m selling my H&K USP 9mm. It’s in perfect condition. Has all original paperwork and components. Has been lovingly cared for. Asking $600.

Don’t worry, I haven’t taken up some new, expensive drug addiction or gambling habit. I’m just selling stuff I don’t ever use to afford stuff I think I will.

And yea, I spelled PowerBook wrong on the eBay listing. I’m stupid and they won’t let me change it.