Funny Ha Ha

Corny, but funny.

Motorcycle Surgeon
A Mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when a well known heart surgeon came in to his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The Mechanic shouted across the garage,

“Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?”

The Surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motor cycle. The Mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, ‘So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix ’em, put ’em back in and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”

The Surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the Mechanic

“Try doing it with the engine running …..”

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