Bouyant Dentistry

You know the phrase “I have to pee so bad my back teeth are floating”? I never understood that phrase till I became a fan of the beer. Now I get it. For those of you who don’t fill your bladder so full that it wants to pop, I’ll explain. Eventually when you have to pee sooooooooooooooooo bad, when you START peeing you feel it in your teeth. It’s really freakin’ weird. It’s like this tingly, painful, weird feeling.

Man, I love that.

Also, thanks to Adam, Scott, JoLynn, Ryan, Shawn and Kwanza for partying it up with me at OC. Happy birthday to me! I’m old now.